Apex Season 29 Patch Notes

You asked for the Apex Legends Season 29 patch notes, assuming reading them will cure your chronic inability to aim. Here is the data you need to prepare for another season of inevitable disappointment.

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Fresh Meat: Axel

Respawn added a new crutch for you. Memorize the new legend Axel abilities so you know exactly how the enemy will outplay you.

Passive (Drift): Increased control and acceleration while sliding. You will still slide directly into a wall.
Tactical (Nitro Gate): A speed gate forcing a boosted slide for five seconds. Enemies can use it too, meaning you will accidentally boost the person hunting you.
Ultimate (Kickstart): An enemy-seeking drone that displaces targets. Prepare to be tossed into the air like garbage.

Mechanics Designed to Prolong Suffering

The developers graciously added Deathbox respawns Apex Legends services. You can revive dead-weight teammates directly at their box. The arrival is shortened so players reenter the game faster, but good luck surviving the inevitable third party.

They also introduced the Chain Healing mechanic. You can queue your next healing item before the first finishes. A pathetic attempt to keep you alive slightly longer.

Legend Balancing: Picking Favorites

The balancing team threw darts at a board again, that is balancing Apex Legends rank carry for you.

Legend	Changes
Conduit	The Conduit buff Season 29 incorporates Split Charge into her base kit. Regen duration dropped to 6 seconds. She will heal the enemy faster than you can damage them.
Vantage	Her kit was a joke. The Vantage buffs include increased tactical velocity, a canted 2x sight on her ultimate, and spotting tracks generating 70% ultimate charge. You will still miss.
Ash	Dash cooldown reduced to 10 seconds and velocity increased. Escaping your awful positioning just got easier.
Alter	The Alter nerfs Apex players begged for. Increased tactical cooldown, reduced ultimate range to 250m, and a longer recoil time. You actually have to think now. Tragic.

Arsenal & Environment Degradation

Let us review the Hemlock Breach AR changes. The breach charge cooldown increased to 25 seconds and now disperses gas and smoke. The L-STAR enters the care package with a new Redline Hop-Up. You will never live long enough to find one.

Concerning the map rotations Season 29: Broken Moon, King's Canyon, and Olympus. Tridents are removed from Storm Point and Olympus because you could not be trusted to drive them without throwing the match.

Finally, enjoy the firing range improvements Apex provides. Toggles for infinite healing and self-revive. The only place you can feel like a winner.

Apex Season 29 Patch Notes FAQ