WoW MoP Classic Phase 5: Timeless Isle Alt Gear Guide!! | FAST 535 ILVL GEAR
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WoW MoP Classic Phase 5: Timeless Isle Alt Gear Guide!! | FAST 535 ILVL GEAR

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WoW MoP Classic Phase 5: Timeless Isle Alt Gear Guide!! | FAST 535 ILVL GEAR

You made the foolish mistake of rolling an alt, and now you must pay the toll. Forget engaging progression. Your entire existence is now reduced to mindlessly scouring the Timeless Isle, cracking open wooden boxes like a desperate gambling addict. This Guide is Extremely Laconic. But among all our other guides… extremely Freaking important!!! So, prepare to World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria Classic phase 5 Alt Gearing 535 ilvl.

It all will cost you, for about 1 evening of grind with your main!

  • Travel to the Timeless Isle. This is your new prison for World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria Phase 5.

The Currency

  • Farm Timeless Coin.
  • Kill mobs. Loot chests. Mindlessly grind.
  • Target requirement: 10,000 to 20,0000 coins. Say goodbye to your free time.

The best way to farm Timeless Coin is waiting until some of dudes create a raid group, to farm the Exactly Ordos Isle, just because Ordos Isle approximately give you 50-80k Timeless Coin per hour, when the all other isle, is max you via 10k of Timeless Coin/hour

The Gamble

  • Locate Master Kukuru in his damp cave.
  • Purchase Kukuru's Cache Key. Each costs 500 coins.
  • Open chests.
  • Loot item tokens. You need 16 specific pieces for a full World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria Phase 5 set.
  • Pray for a Burden of Eternity. You will rarely see it. It will increase your ilvl from 496 to 535. Which is allow you to start SOO raid immediately.
  • Repeat until your alt is geared or your spirit breaks.

You might delude yourself into thinking these items are Bind on Equip. They are not. The armor tokens you extract from this miserable casino are Bind to Account. This is the sole reason this wretched strategy functions. Your main character endures the suffering to farm the Timeless Coin, gambles for the tokens, and mails the disappointing results to your pathetic alt.

Bonkers

Companion

Timeless Cloak

Armor

Burden of Eternity

Armor

Timeless Signet

Armor

Timeless Leather Belt

DruidMonkRogue

Armor

Timeless Leather Bracers

DruidMonkRogue

Armor

Timeless Leather Chestpiece

DruidMonkRogue

Armor

Timeless Mail Boots

EvokerHunterShaman

Armor

Timeless Mail Bracers

EvokerHunterShaman

Armor

Timeless Mail Chestpiece

EvokerHunterShaman

Armor

Timeless Mail Spaulders

EvokerHunterShaman

Armor

Timeless Cloth Belt

MagePriestWarlock

Armor

Timeless Cloth Boots

MagePriestWarlock

Armor

Timeless Cloth Bracers

MagePriestWarlock

Armor

Timeless Cloth Gloves

MagePriestWarlock

Armor

Timeless Cloth Helm

MagePriestWarlock

Armor

Timeless Cloth Leggings

MagePriestWarlock

Armor

Timeless Cloth Robes

MagePriestWarlock

Armor

Timeless Cloth Spaulders

MagePriestWarlock

Armor

Timeless Curio

Armor

Timeless Lavalliere

Armor

Timeless Leather Boots

DruidMonkRogue

Armor

Timeless Leather Gloves

DruidMonkRogue

Armor

Timeless Leather Helm

DruidMonkRogue

Armor

Timeless Leather Leggings

DruidMonkRogue

Armor

Timeless Leather Spaulders

DruidMonkRogue

Armor

Timeless Mail Belt

EvokerHunterShaman

Armor

Timeless Mail Gloves

EvokerHunterShaman

Armor

Timeless Mail Helm

EvokerHunterShaman

Armor

Timeless Mail Leggings

EvokerHunterShaman

Armor

Timeless Plate Belt

Death KnightPaladinWarrior

Armor

Timeless Plate Boots

Death KnightPaladinWarrior

Armor

Timeless Plate Bracers

Death KnightPaladinWarrior

Armor

Timeless Plate Chestpiece

Death KnightPaladinWarrior

Armor

Timeless Plate Gloves

Death KnightPaladinWarrior

Armor

Timeless Plate Helm

Death KnightPaladinWarrior

Armor

Timeless Plate Leggings

Death KnightPaladinWarrior

Armor

Timeless Plate Spaulders

Death KnightPaladinWarrior

Armor

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WoW MoP Classic Phase 5: Timeless Isle Alt Gear Guide!! | FAST 535 ILVL GEAR FAQ

How many coins do I need?

You need roughly ten to twenty thousand coins if RNG decides not to ruin your day entirely.

Where do I gamble these coins?

Take your currency to Master Kukuru in his damp cave on the island. Buy keys, open chests.

Can I get weapons from this method?

Absolutely not. You will only receive armor tokens. Find weapons elsewhere because this miserable universe hates you.

What if I get duplicate item tokens?

You will get many duplicates. Cry quietly, vendor the useless garbage, and farm more coins immediately.

Is this faster than running heroics?

Yes, mindlessly opening chests is significantly faster than wiping in dungeons with incompetent players. Farm those coins.

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